An Actor's Life


New Digs

Hello all,

Sorry I’ve been away, the New Old Friends website has been undergoing a revamp and change of hosting and I wasn’t sure if I would affect things adversely by blogging. I’m now pretty sure I’m not. The new site is up, at the moment its very patchy, but the layout is a winner as far as I’m concerned. Would love your opinions, they’re always so insightful. So swing on over to www.newoldfriends.co.uk for me and let me know what you think. As I say, the layout is all that is really set, the colours are still up for grabs, as is the content.

Um…Better give you a gag to be getting on with. According to Wikipedia this is the funniest joke ever:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”

Do you agree?

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